Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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