physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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