I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
This is the high leading the old right now
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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