you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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