So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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