so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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