I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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