doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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