But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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