I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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