For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
