Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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