I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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