I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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