I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
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I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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