you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Randomize
