butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Randomize
