Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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