Your dad touched me again.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I want her autograph on my taint
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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