oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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