Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
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Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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