He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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