We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
