Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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