just come out here and I will go home with you...
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
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