I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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