please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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