end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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