Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
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Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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