"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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