He is such a slut. More and more my type.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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