bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
