There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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