So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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