It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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