why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Randomize
