Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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