I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
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i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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