I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
i out mim tonsoeep
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