i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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