Buhtt sex?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
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I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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