Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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