While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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