I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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