just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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