part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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