the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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