We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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