everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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