how hairy? two words: wookie tits
My pussy is not your playground.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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