I can tuck mytits in my pants
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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