Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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