plz talk dirty to me
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
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I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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