Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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