The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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