I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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