PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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