so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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