A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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