Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
should my penis look like a turkey
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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