I'm gonna have a badass scar
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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